Toads

I had my first shift at my new job at Hungry Jacks today. T'was not bad. It was mostly just training me and the other newbies what to do. However they did make us do the hard things, like the clean the toilets. 
Including the mens.


It was so gross!! I new men's toilets smelt bad but MY GOD! I feel sorry for gay guys who have personal hygene who actually have to use it. There was dry pee on the fountain thing! I was so grossed out. Anyway, I made some new friends though. There was Hayley who just graduated Rocky High and Tayla who is my age and goes to Rocky high. She knows some of the people I know so we got along fine. 


Pete picked me up and took me to Katie's mothers place because I left my phone charger there over the weekend. On the way, I just stared out the window, and what did I see?


Toads. Lots and LOTS of toads.


It was disgusting! I've always hated toads! Ever since I stood on a big fat one when I was ten I've hated them. They are slimy and brown and gross! And, they were in PACKS!
No joke. I would never see one by itself there was always at least five together at one time. I was totally thrown! 


You know how some people say there is going to be a Zombie Apocalypse? Well, I say different. I believe there is going to be a TOAD apocalypse. Sooner or later those toads are going to get sick and tired of us hitting them with gold clubs, spraying them with detol or puting them in the freezer. They are going to rebel, you wait and see. People out in the country will be the first to go, then it'll work its way into larger cities. And when they bite you, you turn into a toad. 


Great. I'm just giving myself nightmares.


<3 Jami xx